Prophets of the Future

John of the Internet

"I foresaw the end of the world, but it was just my internet connection dropping.

But seriously, I prophesied the rise of social media and the decline of human interaction.

"I saw the end of the world, but it was just my coffee mug running out of coffee.

But seriously, I prophesied the rise of the robot overlords and the downfall of humanity.

"I saw the end of the world, but it was just my phone running out of battery.

But seriously, I prophesied the rise of the smart home and the demise of personal freedom.

"I saw the end of the world, but it was just my toaster breaking.

But seriously, I prophesied the rise of the AI and the fall of human creativity.

"I saw the end of the world, but it was just my car insurance running out.

But seriously, I prophesied the rise of the self-driving cars and the fall of human driving skills.